Some surprise news...

A secret to share with you all today, that should explain why I have been such a crap blogger over the last few weeks... The Boy & I will be welcoming the attached blob to the world on the 15th September (or there about!), I am sure if you look closely you can just make out the 666 ..

I won’t bore you with pregnancy woes (it isn’t that bad actually), but all I will say is that I am convinced there is a propaganda against women who don’t have kids yet. They don’t tell you all the facts..

I swear if they told some of these things to teenagers, we would have NO under age pregnancies..

Something to cheer up your day..

I promise you will be smiling come Saturday night fever..

I have mood poisoning, it must be something I hate..

Things that are annoying me at the moment..

*Text speak. There is nothing more unbecoming than text speak from someone over 20, far less looking down the barrel of 40. It isn't cool, it just makes you look like a sad twat.

* people who won't take no for an answer. Stop pushing for me to change my mind. I have told you my thoughts and I ain't changing it now matter how often you ask.

* people who won't make a decision. When I say I don't mind - you decide. I literally mean that, I don't mean for you to keep asking until I have to organise something myself.

* People who do not answer your question - I asked you to find out 3 things, 3, which I implicitly spelled out to you. So why do you keep coming back with the answer to just one & then I have to ask after the other 2, to have the answer to one and the chase begins again.

* people who phone you for a chat, but expect you to do all the talking and don't really contribute to a conversation. If you have nothing to say don't phone and waste my time with your gaping silences that I feel obliged to fill.

This list may grow as Monday and my rage progresses.