I have mood poisoning, it must be something I hate..

Things that are annoying me at the moment..

*Text speak. There is nothing more unbecoming than text speak from someone over 20, far less looking down the barrel of 40. It isn't cool, it just makes you look like a sad twat.

* people who won't take no for an answer. Stop pushing for me to change my mind. I have told you my thoughts and I ain't changing it now matter how often you ask.

* people who won't make a decision. When I say I don't mind - you decide. I literally mean that, I don't mean for you to keep asking until I have to organise something myself.

* People who do not answer your question - I asked you to find out 3 things, 3, which I implicitly spelled out to you. So why do you keep coming back with the answer to just one & then I have to ask after the other 2, to have the answer to one and the chase begins again.

* people who phone you for a chat, but expect you to do all the talking and don't really contribute to a conversation. If you have nothing to say don't phone and waste my time with your gaping silences that I feel obliged to fill.

This list may grow as Monday and my rage progresses.