Today's news..

In lazy bullet points again because I am getting lazier. Fact.

* I am currently interviewing for my maternity cover which is a very odd feeling. When I have ever left a job before I couldn't give a monkeys who they gave it too, but as I am intending returning to work, I am slightly more proetective of the role because I don't want someone who can do it better, or someone who f**ks it up and I have a mess to come back too. It is a fine line y'know.

* The tiredness and hormones are taking effect now, I find myself having moments of panic over not knowing what the hell to do with babies or that I am going to be stuck on my own. my mood fluctuates between happy glee then murderous black moods and my growing belly feeling out breath doesn't help my confidence.

* The cats seem to be involved in some knid of street turf warfare with a monster of a fluffy ginger cat, whom we have named 'Old Red'. Old Red is as hard as nails because not only does he take on Alfie The Muscle without fear, he fights H-Man at the same time. I would like to say Reggie joins in too, but he seems more interested in chasing moths than a knife show. So far H-man has returned with a scratched eye and Alfie spends his time at strategic lookout points like the neighbours roof searching for Old Red approaching.

* I really want a Louis Vuitton bag. To the point I am obsessed with it. I know they aren't to everyone's taste and there are a lot of fakes out there, but I have my heart set on a Speedy 30. Technically I should be spending that money on nursery furniture. Pah.

* Miss F has informed me that Keifer is getting married. I can only comment that is it undoubtedly rebound as both of us are officially of the market.. And anyway Mads is higher up the list these days after watching Casino Royale again on Saturday.